I’m sorry! Sorry while this just becomes a blog of videos from The Wire! Sorry! I’m unemployed! Just dreamin’ about tapping phones, clearin’ cases and being a high-functioning alcoholic! What do you want from me!?
(But really, this monologue is amazing. The Wire has the best monologues in the game. Imagine struggling actors everywhere delivering these in their auditions for student films. IMAGINE IT. It’s so easy and satisfying. You’ll thank me.)