I’m going to an NBA game tomorrow! I’m really excited! But I’ve never been to an NBA game before, and I played basketball in fifth grade under extreme duress (I cried. I did not want to play and when they made me I got really nervous and stressed and I cried, okay!? It was too much pressure!), so I do not have a firm grip on…well, basketball, really. So I just googled ‘things I need to know before I go to a basketball game’, (because I am sad and desperate and asking David tonight to tell me the rules of basketball got a ‘no’) which was shockingly not a fruitful search, so I tried ‘basketball rules’ and I got this shit. That doesn’t make sense, right? Right? ‘Some formats involving the number of fouls committed in a half’? That’s pretty fucking vague.
I am going to make such a jackass of myself.
